I'm sorry I lied about the magical bacon cupcakes. While I cannot feed you I can show you magic. And by magic I mean things that make me laugh. Or attractive men. Either or. Anyway have a lovely day :)
oldshrimp:

carryonmy-assbutt:

queen-of-destiel-land:

tuxedo-tshirt:

I think netflix made a mistake..

Laughed so hard I could barely click the reblog button

imagine all 9 seasons of supernatural but rather than the two Winchester brothers you have the three Kardashian sisters


maybe then supernatural would actually pass the bechdel test

oldshrimp:

carryonmy-assbutt:

queen-of-destiel-land:

tuxedo-tshirt:

I think netflix made a mistake..

Laughed so hard I could barely click the reblog button

imagine all 9 seasons of supernatural but rather than the two Winchester brothers you have the three Kardashian sisters

maybe then supernatural would actually pass the bechdel test

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drowningheta:

gallifreyburning:

giraffepoliceforce:

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

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Canada’s time to shine has come

(via ruinedchildhood)

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baby:m- m- m- ma- ma-
mother:mama?? are you trying to say mama ???Jessica come quick get the camera
baby:m-ma..ma mama mama!
mother:oh thank god our son isn't one of those fucking memers
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nippled:

no mom, I can’t make my bed, I’m too busy being a wicked cool bad ass rebel punk also can you make me a grilled cheese

(via ruinedchildhood)

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whimsyandmayhem:

charminglyantiquated:

a little love story about mermaids and tattoos

queer lady mermaids and sailors and tattoos and yes yes yes

(via falafel-of-the-ocelot)

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“mommy, can I-“

“not unless u get 100000 notes on a post, honey”

(Source: germball, via ruinedchildhood)

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