I'm sorry I lied about the magical bacon cupcakes. While I cannot feed you I can show you magic. And by magic I mean things that make me laugh. Or attractive men. Either or. Anyway have a lovely day :)

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

(via ruinedchildhood)

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seifukucat:

time to clear my browser these ads are getting too targeted 

seifukucat:

time to clear my browser these ads are getting too targeted 

(via ruinedchildhood)

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8 hours ago

nebroska:

nebroska:

does anyone remember the movie where the teenage boy was actually a mermaid or did i hallucinate it

image

I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS OH MY GOD

(via lordoftheassbutts)

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cluckyeschickens:

xekstrin:

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST VIDEO I’VE SEEN ALL YEAR

Beauty.

(Source: geneticvariation, via paradoxicaldickery)

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8 hours ago

queenoftheimps:

FILE THIS UNDER “JOKES I DID NOT GET WHEN I SAW THE MOVIE AS A CHILD”.

(via rabidfangirlteehee)

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8 hours ago

that-punny-person:

waywardcastiel:

I got a text from a number i didn’t recognise today and i sent them the ENTIRETY of the lotr: fellowship of the ring script

that isn’t even 1/20th of it IM LAUGHIN SO HARD

You are my hero.

(via rabidfangirlteehee)

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