I'm sorry I lied about the magical bacon cupcakes. While I cannot feed you I can show you magic. And by magic I mean things that make me laugh. Or attractive men. Either or. Anyway have a lovely day :)

smerchfanatic:

thehillsarenothere:

okay u can make fun of Shrek all you want but if u don’t think they were the most beautiful fucking movies ever then ur wrong

Shrek loves Fiona so much that he would become human to make her happy.
But Fiona is happy as an ogre because that was when she discovered Shrek loves her.

(via i-shallnot-live-in-vain)

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I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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(via casualcissexism)

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ihatecispeople:

hotdog-ouroboros:

ihatecispeople:

also apparently being agender means i cant wear clothes marketed to women or men. Mind telling me what im supposed to wear then?

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perfect.

(via i-shallnot-live-in-vain)

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thecutestofthecute:

Here are some adorable dogs holding flowers. Have a great day everyone

(via i-shallnot-live-in-vain)

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nintendontdodrugs:

here, have hank hill singing turn down for what.

(via ruinedchildhood)

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mishasminions:

How terrifying is James Spader on set? x

OH YOU BIG BABY

(Source: mishasteaparty)

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northernlotus:

buckybatch:

imagine the avengers playing hide and seek and bucky is always a master at hiding so steve uses a metal detector to find him

"Bucky you’re in the couch."

Muffled swearing

(Source: winterybucky, via rabidfangirlteehee)

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nablayah:

idilardayacad:

maleehaisconfused:

spikefuckingjonze:

anyone else noticing a trend here?

lol
didn’t know ancient egyptians looked like mayo…

RHAMSES IM CHOKING LIKE THEY DIDNT SEE THE STATUES OR NOTHING

Ok but of course the servants and thieves are black ok i see yall

nablayah:

idilardayacad:

maleehaisconfused:

spikefuckingjonze:

anyone else noticing a trend here?

lol

didn’t know ancient egyptians looked like mayo…

RHAMSES IM CHOKING LIKE THEY DIDNT SEE THE STATUES OR NOTHING

Ok but of course the servants and thieves are black ok i see yall

(via casualcissexism)

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